06-02-2008, 03:48 AM | #1 |
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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, pe ople took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 : We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in the USA but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration? ' Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow!' A Friend is a gift whose worth cannot be measured except by the heart.
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06-02-2008, 07:01 AM | #2 |
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I love those rules!
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06-02-2008, 10:47 AM | #3 |
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Those are great rules Haley!!
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06-09-2008, 12:19 PM | #4 |
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Very cute, Haley! Thanks for sharing!!!
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06-09-2008, 02:04 PM | #5 |
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Very funny! Thanks for the laugh
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