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06-06-2008, 05:51 AM
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New Supermarket
A new supermarket opened near my house.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies. I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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06-06-2008, 07:07 AM
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Bad, bad - you're so bad. That's too cute!
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06-06-2008, 07:26 AM
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06-06-2008, 07:42 AM
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You had me till the toilet paper! I was thinking, "OMG, the prices of food must be sky high!
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06-06-2008, 08:11 AM
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That was so funny. My son heard me laughing and asked what was so funny. I read it to him and he laughed too.
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06-06-2008, 03:08 PM
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Tink, you ornery girl!!! That was a cute one!!!
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06-08-2008, 04:25 PM
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I can't believe Kat hasn't seen this yet.....
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06-08-2008, 06:21 PM
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OMG That is hysterical Tink, I actually can visualize this.
th_Laughing_hard.gif  Can I borrow this joke? 
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06-08-2008, 06:31 PM
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My oh my, how funny!!! Thanks for the laugh.
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06-08-2008, 07:39 PM
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Tink, you got me, too. I laughed so hard, had to read it to hubby. You know he loved it!!!
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06-09-2008, 02:14 PM
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ok, you got me. At first, I had to look to see where you were from because I was like "misting the produce, we've had that for years!" Can't wait to share it!
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06-13-2008, 08:37 AM
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Awww,, Tink you got me to, I was wondering why you didn't put the name of the supermarket until i read the last line!
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