06-16-2008, 06:03 AM | #1 |
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Underwear Dust !!
Underwear dust
One evening a husband, thinking he was being > funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start > washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a > few inches off of your butt!'His wife was not amused, > and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment > go unrewarded.The next morning the husband took a pair of > underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is > this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' > cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he > hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum > powder in my underwear?'She replied ...'It's > not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'
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Good one Haley!
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06-16-2008, 08:28 AM | #3 |
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Haley, Haley, Haley....lol
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06-16-2008, 08:31 AM | #4 |
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Yes Janet, sorry i couln't resist posting that one...
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Okay, we're all grown women. I had to chuckle....this one is mild enough I may even share it.
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Don't be embarassed...it was cute. I already sent it on to a few in my address book..lol
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Serves him right! Very cute Haley!
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06-17-2008, 02:21 PM | #8 |
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This has been on here before and I read it to my husband. Later on I dusted his underwear with powder and he wrote Slim Fast on a shopping list!!!!!
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Your very bad Diana,
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Not bad, but extremely ornery! My poor husband never knows what to expect from me!!! But it keeps life interesting!
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you must have kept life interesting Diana. Sounds like you have been very happy for 34 years.
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My husband never knows what to expect!! We're always laughing and I think that we really compliment each other very well. I enjoy being a prankster and so he knows to watch out! Life is meant to be fun and enjoyed so that's what I try to do. That's what I want for my kids, is to enjoy life. There's too much to be serious about and that can depress a person, but learning to sit it aside and laugh or have fun.....that's living!!!
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Good one! lol
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