Snoring Daryl

Mandy · 10-06-2006, 03:00 AM

A group of high school coaches went to a coaches' retreat. To save money, they had to room together.

No one wanted to room with Coach Daryl because he snored so loudly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one coach room with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first coach slept in Daryl's room and came to breakfast the next morning with tousled hair and bloodshot eyes. One asked, "What happened to you?"

The first coach replied, "Man, that Daryl snored so loud, I couldn't sleep, so I watched him snore all night."

The next night it was a different coach's turn. The following morning, the same thing happened as the second coach appeared with hair standing up and eyes bloodshot. One asked, "What happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him sleep all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a burly ex-football player. The next morning, he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning," he said. The other coaches couldn't believe it. One asked, "OK, so what happened?"

Frank replied, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. I heard he watched me sleep all night long."

rivermom · 10-06-2006, 04:42 AM

That's hilarious!

Janet · 10-06-2006, 08:48 AM

I love all these jokes....so funny!!

Kimberley · 10-06-2006, 10:56 AM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! Now, THAT is a smart man!!!!!!!!!!

10-06-2006, 03:00 AM	#1
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	Snoring Daryl A group of high school coaches went to a coaches' retreat. To save money, they had to room together. No one wanted to room with Coach Daryl because he snored so loudly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one coach room with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first coach slept in Daryl's room and came to breakfast the next morning with tousled hair and bloodshot eyes. One asked, "What happened to you?" The first coach replied, "Man, that Daryl snored so loud, I couldn't sleep, so I watched him snore all night." The next night it was a different coach's turn. The following morning, the same thing happened as the second coach appeared with hair standing up and eyes bloodshot. One asked, "What happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him sleep all night." The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a burly ex-football player. The next morning, he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning," he said. The other coaches couldn't believe it. One asked, "OK, so what happened?" Frank replied, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. I heard he watched me sleep all night long." __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

10-06-2006, 04:42 AM	#2
rivermom Donating 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tontitown, Arkansas Posts: 2,475	That's hilarious! __________________ ~_/> , /\/\ ,,, Sheryl When I grow up I want to be a horse whisperer!

10-06-2006, 08:48 AM	#3
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	I love all these jokes....so funny!! __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

10-06-2006, 10:56 AM	#4
Kimberley Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Lone Star State Posts: 671	ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! Now, THAT is a smart man!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Kimberley "If you can read this, thank a teacher and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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