Things you always wanted to know - but didn't know who to ask!

magnolia · 10-13-2006, 11:22 AM

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Cribal · 10-13-2006, 11:29 AM

OMG. I wanna be a pig too. I always wanted to be a bird but now it's defanitley (sp?) a PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!

RLC12345678 · 10-13-2006, 11:33 AM

I knew that humans and dolphins were the only animals that had sex for pleasure. Isn't that wild?! ALL of those are crazy, though! hehehe

Mandy · 10-13-2006, 11:37 AM

30 MINUTES

Holy crap ... i want to be a pig too, but imagine snorting for 30 minutes

my sinuses will be stuck in the back of my head!

magnolia · 10-13-2006, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mandy

30 MINUTES

Holy crap ... i want to be a pig too, but imagine snorting for 30 minutes

my sinuses will be stuck in the back of my head!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Janet · 10-13-2006, 01:05 PM

You guys are so funny!! Those were really fun, but I don't want to be a pig...no way!!!!

rivermom · 10-15-2006, 06:40 AM

30 minutes??? Really now, 30 minutes?? OMG I think I wanna be that pig too!! OINK OINK!!!! Seriously though, If I could go 30 minutes I think Id pass out, but is that a bad thing??

LOL - all these were so great to read. I have to add that I HATE cockroaches, LOVE dolphins, and will never look at a pig the same ever again!

Miss_Sara · 10-21-2006, 01:20 AM

did you write that witty sarcasim yourself!!!
ha ha ha you had me smiling until I read this fact

"The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. "
I BURST OUT laughing
and then I kept reading it like 3 more times

I'm still laughing
ha ha ha good post!

Willow · 10-21-2006, 02:27 PM

ROTFL!!! Those are great!! I think I want to be the lion that does it 50 times a day, but be crossed with the pig so I get the 30 min orgasm each time!! LOLOLOL

10-13-2006, 11:22 AM	#1
magnolia Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mississippi Posts: 482	Things you always wanted to know - but didn't know who to ask! If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) __________________ Suzi "Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been"....Jimmy Buffett

10-13-2006, 11:29 AM	#2
Cribal Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mt. Ulla, NC Posts: 121	OMG. I wanna be a pig too. I always wanted to be a bird but now it's defanitley (sp?) a PIG!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Crystal

10-13-2006, 11:33 AM	#3
RLC12345678 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,614	I knew that humans and dolphins were the only animals that had sex for pleasure. Isn't that wild?! ALL of those are crazy, though! hehehe __________________ Rebecca "To whom much is given, much is expected." ~Luke 12:48

10-13-2006, 11:37 AM	#4
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	30 MINUTES Holy crap ... i want to be a pig too, but imagine snorting for 30 minutes my sinuses will be stuck in the back of my head! __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

10-13-2006, 01:05 PM	#6
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	You guys are so funny!! Those were really fun, but I don't want to be a pig...no way!!!! __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

10-15-2006, 06:40 AM	#7
rivermom Donating 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tontitown, Arkansas Posts: 2,475	30 minutes??? Really now, 30 minutes?? OMG I think I wanna be that pig too!! OINK OINK!!!! Seriously though, If I could go 30 minutes I think Id pass out, but is that a bad thing?? LOL - all these were so great to read. I have to add that I HATE cockroaches, LOVE dolphins, and will never look at a pig the same ever again! __________________ ~_/> , /\/\ ,,, Sheryl When I grow up I want to be a horse whisperer!

10-21-2006, 01:20 AM	#8
Miss_Sara Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 120	did you write that witty sarcasim yourself!!! ha ha ha you had me smiling until I read this fact "The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. " I BURST OUT laughing and then I kept reading it like 3 more times I'm still laughing ha ha ha good post!

10-21-2006, 02:27 PM	#9
Willow Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 258	ROTFL!!! Those are great!! I think I want to be the lion that does it 50 times a day, but be crossed with the pig so I get the 30 min orgasm each time!! LOLOLOL

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