05-11-2009, 04:04 PM | #1 |
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I got a Card for Mother's Day.......
I have to share it!!! I started laughing as soon as I started reading it. It's from my son but my DIL picked it out!!!
Mom-- as I was running through the house with scissors, wearing a pair of dirty underwear, I realized I needed to get you a Mother's Day card. (My auctual words were"D**n, I need to pick up a fr****n' card for Mom!) So, with messy hair and unbrushed teeth, I hitched a ride to the store with a nice stranger who gave me some candy. And without the sales clerk (who I think you know from church) noticing, I stole this card for you! Inside-- Well, anyway, I gotta go... My no-good friends are jumping off a bridge, and, of course, I have to do it, too! Are you laughing? because by the time I got to the end I was rolling!!!! My son would have definitely picked out this card with or without his wife's help!!! Too cute!!
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05-12-2009, 03:26 AM | #2 |
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Diana, that is hilarious!! Too funny, i love it ~ thanks for sharing.
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05-12-2009, 06:22 AM | #3 |
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Very funny!! Diana your on a roll with humor lol
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05-12-2009, 06:54 AM | #4 |
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That was funny Diana.
This is what the card said that Ricky got me: Outside A penny saved is a penny earned Inside And any money found in the dryer is rightfully yours. (and very clean too) Happy Mother's Day It is cute to me because he knows I keep a cup in the cupboard above the washer and dryer for all the change I find. I've even found $5 and $10 bills. Their loss....LOLOL
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Oh Diana! I love your card and yours too Janet!!! LOL! LOL!
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05-12-2009, 04:59 PM | #6 |
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Janet, it sounds like Ricky did a good job picking out your card too!! Very cute!!!
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Our boys know us huh Diana? LOLOL
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05-13-2009, 08:30 AM | #8 |
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Well, actually my DIL knows me!!! She's a sweetheart!!
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They are both great cards! It is good to have a laugh from your children!!! It's very sweet and thoughtful.
I got mushy cards from the kids and from Jess. I love mushy cards!
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Great cards!!!! Diana and Janet, those were good ones!!
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