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02-24-2007, 10:31 AM
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The Rules! Make a Copy for ALL Men!!
I found this and thought that it was really cute. I'm sure that all men would like to know the rules that surround us women!!! LOL!!
The RULES
The FEMALE always make the Rules The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification No MALE can possibly know all The Rules If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all The Rules , she must immediately change some or all The Rules. The FEMALE is never wrong. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time. The MALE must remain calm at all times- Unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset. The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset. The MALE is expected to mind read at all times. The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm. If the FEMALE has PMS , all the The Rules are null and void. The FEMALE is ready when she is ready. The MALE must be ready at all times.
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02-25-2007, 10:12 AM
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Diana cute one.. Makes me happy that I am a woman...lol
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02-25-2007, 01:00 PM
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That was good!
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03-01-2007, 04:23 PM
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Lol! That cracked me up.
I even showed my husband! Oops... |
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03-09-2007, 01:00 PM
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 Going to print this out, and stick it to the refriderator 
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03-09-2007, 01:22 PM
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**Reading outloud to hubby now** Honestly...I don't see his amusement.
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Quote:
You werent expecting to see any now did ya 
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