Words Women Use

rivermom · 03-24-2007, 04:28 AM

Words Women Use:

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying UP yours.

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

AngieDoogles · 03-24-2007, 05:56 AM

LoL! If men only knew...

DianaB · 03-24-2007, 07:24 AM

I use all of those words and that's exactly what they mean!!! I should probably print them out for my husband. After 32 years I still don't think that he has a clue about women!

Tink · 03-24-2007, 08:11 AM

ROFL I bet it's universal among our gender.

What does it say about men that they haven't figured it out yet?

rivermom · 03-24-2007, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Tink

ROFL I bet it's universal among our gender.

What does it say about men that they haven't figured it out yet?

LOL - It doesn't need an explanation; there're MEN!!

AngieDoogles · 03-24-2007, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by rivermom

LOL - It doesn't need an explanation; there're MEN!!

LOL!!!!

You ladies are awesome! You never fail to make me laugh!

AngieDoogles · 03-24-2007, 08:24 AM

Oh, and I wonder what "a man" would say about this thread!? LOL

Chandra Amaya · 03-24-2007, 08:25 AM

lol so true. My favorite is when hubby asked "what's wrong?" I say "nothing". He keeps pushing not realizing he's only making it worse. I know he just wants to "help" but sometimes we need to think about things before talking. poor men just don't get this idea.

Janet · 03-24-2007, 10:40 AM

Those are soooo true and in my opionion should be written in stone somewhere...

Chandra Amaya · 03-24-2007, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Janet

Those are soooo true and in my opionion should be written in stone somewhere...

lol as if that would help...the men would walk by & ignore them

Mandy · 03-24-2007, 11:13 AM

LOL... That is exactly what we mean when we say those things, but men will be men, and we cant expect them to understand our language - ach and even if we took the time to translate in for them, they will forget

AngieDoogles · 03-24-2007, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Mandy

LOL... That is exactly what we mean when we say those things, but men will be men, and we cant expect them to understand our language - ach and even if we took the time to translate in for them, they will forget

lol, yeah forgetting is definitely a man thing!

That's the constant excuse I hear for SO many things. Like I've said before, you just gotta love 'em!

Marilyn · 03-24-2007, 06:05 PM

Ladies, it's not that they don't understand. They didn't hear what we said. They were ignoring us!!! You younger ladies just haven't figured this out, yet. But you will....

03-24-2007, 04:28 AM	#1
rivermom Donating 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tontitown, Arkansas Posts: 2,475	Words Women Use Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying UP yours. 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3. __________________ ~_/> , /\/\ ,,, Sheryl When I grow up I want to be a horse whisperer!

03-24-2007, 05:56 AM	#2
AngieDoogles Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,509	LoL! If men only knew... __________________ "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~MT

03-24-2007, 08:11 AM	#4
Tink Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Rural Wisconsin Posts: 3,707	ROFL I bet it's universal among our gender. What does it say about men that they haven't figured it out yet? __________________ 'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.' England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair'

03-24-2007, 08:24 AM	#7
AngieDoogles Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,509	Oh, and I wonder what "a man" would say about this thread!? LOL __________________ "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~MT

03-24-2007, 08:25 AM	#8
Chandra Amaya 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tn Posts: 1,646	lol so true. My favorite is when hubby asked "what's wrong?" I say "nothing". He keeps pushing not realizing he's only making it worse. I know he just wants to "help" but sometimes we need to think about things before talking. poor men just don't get this idea. __________________ Traci

03-24-2007, 07:24 AM	#3
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	I use all of those words and that's exactly what they mean!!! I should probably print them out for my husband. After 32 years I still don't think that he has a clue about women! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

03-24-2007, 10:40 AM	#9
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	Those are soooo true and in my opionion should be written in stone somewhere... __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

03-24-2007, 11:13 AM	#11
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	LOL... That is exactly what we mean when we say those things, but men will be men, and we cant expect them to understand our language - ach and even if we took the time to translate in for them, they will forget __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

03-24-2007, 06:05 PM	#13
Marilyn Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 4,907	Ladies, it's not that they don't understand. They didn't hear what we said. They were ignoring us!!! You younger ladies just haven't figured this out, yet. But you will.... __________________ Marilyn If anyone would like a free Bible Study CD or book entitled "Searching for Truth", PM me with your mailing address and I'll send you one. "And you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free." John 8:32

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