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09-14-2006, 06:21 AM
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Thusday Joke
Okay, I'm not trying to start a "Joke of the Day" thing, just thinking of more jokes I can share here vs YT so here goes:
Three nuns died and stood before the Pearly Gates of Heaven. St. Peter was there to greet them and told them before he could let them enter, they had to answer a question from the bible. The first nun stepped up and St. Peter asked her what the name of the first man was. She replied, "Adam". Trumpets blew, gates opened, and she walked in. The second nun stepped up and St. Peter asked her what the name of the first woman was. She replied, "Eve". Trumpets blew, gates opened, and she walked in. The third nun stepped up and told St. Peter that she knew the bible frontwards and backwards and that he had asked the other two easy questions, she wanted a tough one. So St. Peter asked her "What was the first thing the first woman said to the first man." She stood there, mentally reviewing the bible - Old Testament and New - trying to remember what was said. Several minutes passed when she looked up to St. Peter and said, "Boy, that's a hard one" Trumpets blew, gates opened, and she walked in!
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09-14-2006, 06:24 AM
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HE-Larious!!!!!!!!!!
 I love these "slightly naughty" jokes that you cannot post on YT! Keep 'em comin'! (no pun intended)
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09-14-2006, 06:34 AM
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I love the jokes of the day!!! Keep 'm coming....this one was so funny!!
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09-14-2006, 06:36 AM
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LOL! I love the jokes! Very funny!
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09-14-2006, 06:55 AM
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 Very funny
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09-14-2006, 08:31 AM
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that was too funny!!!
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09-14-2006, 08:36 AM
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St. Peter has a dirty dirty mind!
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09-14-2006, 12:17 PM
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LMAO!!! I love a good laugh, keep them coming
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09-14-2006, 02:23 PM
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Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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