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Don't Lie to Mom!!!
I've seen this before but didn't know if everyone else had so I thought that I'd share it.
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his Mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates." About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your Mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom
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06-01-2007, 12:07 AM
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Hahahahaha thats so funny!
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06-01-2007, 08:01 AM
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LOL OH that is good................................
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06-01-2007, 09:51 AM
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I love that one Diana... thanks for sharing!
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06-01-2007, 01:14 PM
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I love this one!
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06-04-2007, 06:48 PM
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Oh my!
 How clever. lol
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06-05-2007, 04:40 AM
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That was a good one!
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06-05-2007, 05:43 AM
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I've never heard this one!!! Thanks for sharing!
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06-05-2007, 08:13 AM
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That was funny, reminds me the first time my daughter brought her now husband home to meet us we were introduced as her work friend, my husband and I justs smiled at each other
 . She did not want to tell us they were together as she had only just finished with her boyfriend, she asked later how we new I told her she will know when her children are older.
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