New Supermarket

Tink · 06-06-2008, 05:51 AM

A new supermarket opened near my house.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Tiramisu · 06-06-2008, 07:07 AM

Bad, bad - you're so bad. That's too cute!

goofywife · 06-06-2008, 07:26 AM

judy · 06-06-2008, 07:42 AM

You had me till the toilet paper! I was thinking, "OMG, the prices of food must be sky high!

Janet · 06-06-2008, 08:11 AM

That was so funny. My son heard me laughing and asked what was so funny. I read it to him and he laughed too.

DianaB · 06-06-2008, 03:08 PM

Tink, you ornery girl!!! That was a cute one!!!

Janet · 06-08-2008, 04:25 PM

I can't believe Kat hasn't seen this yet.....

katcarasella · 06-08-2008, 06:21 PM

OMG That is hysterical Tink, I actually can visualize this.

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Can I borrow this joke?

AngieDoogles · 06-08-2008, 06:31 PM

My oh my, how funny!!! Thanks for the laugh.

Marilyn · 06-08-2008, 07:39 PM

Tink, you got me, too. I laughed so hard, had to read it to hubby. You know he loved it!!!

teri88 · 06-09-2008, 02:14 PM

ok, you got me. At first, I had to look to see where you were from because I was like "misting the produce, we've had that for years!" Can't wait to share it!

HALEY · 06-13-2008, 08:37 AM

Awww,, Tink you got me to, I was wondering why you didn't put the name of the supermarket until i read the last line!

06-06-2008, 05:51 AM	#1
Tink Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Rural Wisconsin Posts: 3,707	New Supermarket A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies. I don't buy toilet paper there any more. __________________ 'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.' England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair'

06-06-2008, 07:07 AM	#2
Tiramisu Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: New Caney, Texas (outside Houston) Posts: 1,776	Bad, bad - you're so bad. That's too cute! __________________ SANDY

06-06-2008, 07:26 AM	#3
goofywife Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 855	__________________ Michelle (Katys mom) OK Yorkie Rescue-Another Chance at Love

06-06-2008, 08:11 AM	#5
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	That was so funny. My son heard me laughing and asked what was so funny. I read it to him and he laughed too. __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

06-08-2008, 04:25 PM	#7
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	I can't believe Kat hasn't seen this yet..... __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

06-06-2008, 03:08 PM	#6
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	Tink, you ornery girl!!! That was a cute one!!!

06-08-2008, 06:21 PM	#8
katcarasella KAT'S KRAZY KORNER Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,031	OMG That is hysterical Tink, I actually can visualize this. th_Laughing_hard.gif Can I borrow this joke? __________________ A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should. Kat

06-08-2008, 06:31 PM	#9
AngieDoogles Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,509	My oh my, how funny!!! Thanks for the laugh. __________________ "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~MT

06-08-2008, 07:39 PM	#10
Marilyn Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: South Texas Posts: 4,907	Tink, you got me, too. I laughed so hard, had to read it to hubby. You know he loved it!!! __________________ Marilyn If anyone would like a free Bible Study CD or book entitled "Searching for Truth", PM me with your mailing address and I'll send you one. "And you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free." John 8:32

06-09-2008, 02:14 PM	#11
teri88 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 808	ok, you got me. At first, I had to look to see where you were from because I was like "misting the produce, we've had that for years!" Can't wait to share it! __________________ TERI Of course I'm in shape. Isn't round a shape?

06-13-2008, 08:37 AM	#12
HALEY Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,147	Awww,, Tink you got me to, I was wondering why you didn't put the name of the supermarket until i read the last line! __________________ PROUD MOMMY

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