The Lord and The Biker

[DianaB]

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head....In a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Lord, build a bridge to Hawaii
so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
to bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take more time, and think of something that could possibly help
mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long, long time.
Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could
better understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what
she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make my
wife truly Happy."

And the Lord replied......

"Your want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

[Janet]

I've read this one many times before and it still cracks me up...lol.