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[paula1961]

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Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
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> Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
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> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
> real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
> 'Kin ya swallar?'
>
> The woman shakes her head no.
>
> Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
>
> The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
> The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
> The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
> As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
>
> His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'