The Polish Divorce......

[DianaB]

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office
and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:


Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.


No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.


I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.


I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .


Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.


Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.


Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.


Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.


What makes you think that?
I got proof.


What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore
and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read... it say:


~~~ Polish Remover ~~~