09-14-2006, 07:45 AM | #1 |
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Here Is Another Joke For Today!!
>mark Your Calendars For This Saturday.
> > >as You May Already Know, It Is A Sin For A Taliban Male To See Any >woman Other Than His Wife Naked. He Must Commit Suicide If He Does. So, >this Saturday At 4 P.m. Eastern Time All American Women Are Asked To >walk Out Of Their Houses Completely Naked, To Help Weed Out Any >neighborhood Terrorists. >circling Your Block For One Hour Is Recommended. > >for This Anti-terrorist Effort, All Men Are To Position Themselves In >lawn Chairs In Front Of Their Houses In Order To Prove They Are Not >taliban And To Demonstrate They Think It's Okay To See Nude Women >other Than Their Wives And To Show Support For All American Women. > >since The Taliban Also Does Not Approve Of Alcohol, A Cold 6-pack At >your Side Is Further Proof Of Your Anti-taliban Sentiment. > >the American Government Appreciates Your Efforts To Root Out Terrorists >and Applauds Your Participation In This Anti-terrorist Activity. > >god Bless America. > >it Is Your Patriotic Duty To Pass This On. |
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