A New Diet?

[DianaB]

I found another funny one that I thought that I'd share. A man is telling the story.



I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Big W and standing
in line at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking my b*lls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.

Now why else would I buy dog food???