The ways men DON'T think.

[judy]

We always translate things they say, which usually has absolutely nothing to do with what they meant. Men are very simple creatures - they're hot they're cold, hungry, horny, happy, or sleeping as far as I can see. They have a few more feelings, but
not like we do. (This is not man bashing - I love the way men are).

I'm sorry you feel like a whale though. Having just finished an entire dark chocolate bar, I can understand! It's just not a good feeling. I hope you resolve it soon - and me too.