Mens rules for Women...

Men are funny huh girls! Well, some are true... but others are just... well... from a mans mind.

Enjoy!


At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
Finally, the
guys' side of the story.

We always hear "The rules" from the female side. Now here are
the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat! You're a big girl. If it's up,
put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides.Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think
of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question. >>

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a
doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress! like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of
the ways mak es you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want
it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just
do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do
we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach,for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit. We have NO Idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine ... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as sports, the weather, or hunting.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on
the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that?
It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger
laugh.