09-19-2006, 04:56 PM | #1 |
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Why Parents Have Grey Hair!!
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> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed > nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. > > Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was > addressed, "Dad" > > With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter > with trembling hands: > > > Dear Dad, > > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope > with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and > Mom. > > I' ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you > would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight > motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's > not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. > > Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the > woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share > a dream of having many more children. > > Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt > anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the > commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. > > In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so > Joan can get better; she sure deserves it! > > Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of > myself. Someday, I'm su re we'll be back to visit so you can get to know > your grandchildren. > > Your son, > > Chad > > P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just > wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report > card that's in my desk drawer. > > I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. |
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