Underwear Dust !!

[HALEY]

Underwear dust

One evening a husband, thinking he was being
> funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start
> washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a
> few inches off of your butt!'His wife was not amused,
> and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment
> go unrewarded.The next morning the husband took a pair of
> underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is
> this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust'
> cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he
> hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum
> powder in my underwear?'She replied ...'It's
> not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'