EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY - lol

[HALEY]

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
> >
> > After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came
> to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?'
> inquired God.
> >
> > 'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied.
> 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells,
> the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one
> problem.
> >
> > It's these breasts you have given me. The middle
> one pushes the other two out and I a m constantly knocking
> them wth my arms, catching them on branches and snagging
> them on bushes. They're a real pain.'
> >
> > And Eve went on to tell God that since many other
> ; parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes,
> ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might
> leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.
> >
> > 'That's a fair point,' replied God,
> 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the
> animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half
> of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up
> right away.'
> >
> > And God reached down, removed the middle breast and
> tossed it into the bushes
> >
> > Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in
> the Garden of Eden.
> >
> > 'Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?'
> >
> > 'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for
> one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The
> ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have
> a mat e except me. I feel so alone.'
> >
> > God thought for a moment and said, 'You know,
> Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do
> need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part
> of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless
> boob?'
> >
> > Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that
> crap about the rib?
> >
> > Send to men with a sense of humor & women who
> figure this makes sense. HAHA
> >
> >