10-04-2006, 10:34 AM | #1 |
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The Long Celebration
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush
restaurant and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago and I hear she hasn't been sober since! "My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
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