Funny Updated Christmas Carols

[DianaB]

These were in the Reader's Digest and I thought that they were funny!!! Enjoy!!!

Grand Theft Reindeer
(to "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen")

God bless you, Uncle Benjamin,
That's what Mom said to say.
She said to write a thank-you note
For giving me that clay.
It's really great, but next time if
You're wond'ring what I play,

O games where I blow bad guys away,
hope that's okay.
O big-boy games where I blow guys away.

Hey, thank you, Grandma Washington,
I sure do like those socks!
They're better than your cookies,
Which Dad says taste like rocks.
I know I am your precious pet,
So why not sell your stocks

And buy me games for my Xbox (also the box)?
Why not buy me games and an Xbox?

Dear Santa Claus, I love you so,
You made my Christmas Day.
I put my bike on eBay
And auctioned it away.
I got that Grand Theft Auto game,
The one set in L.A.,

But my parents refuse to let me play, took it away.
So I made you this cute reindeer out of clay.