Questions that haunt me.......

[DianaB]

Questions
That haunt me...


If
You have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or
Shoplifting?

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Can
You cry under water?

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How
Important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated
Instead of just murdered?

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Why
Do you have to "put your two cents in"... But
it's only a "penny for your
Thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going
To?

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Why
Does a round pizza come in a square box?

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What
Disease did cured ham actually have?

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How
Is it that we put man on the moon before
we figured out it would be a good
idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why
Is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when
babies wake up like
every two hours?

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Why
Are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

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Why
Do people pay to go up tall buildings
and then put money in binoculars to
Look at things on the ground?

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Why
Do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're
Going to see you naked anyway.

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Why
Is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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Why
Do toasters always have a setting that
burns the toast to a horrible Crisp,
which no decent human being would eat?

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If
Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
Him?

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Can
A hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane
?

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Why
Does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
Fours?
They're
Both dogs!

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If
Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
Just buy dinner?

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If
Corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
What is baby oil made from?

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If
Electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
Morons?

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Do
The Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
Tune?

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Why
Did you just try singing the two songs above?

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Why
Do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it
A hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

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Did
You ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
Window?

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