Are Wives That Complicated?

[Janet]

A biker was riding along a Central Coast of California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take It! will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife.
I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives
me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong and how I can make a woman truly happy "

The Lord replied,
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"