Question You Just Have to Ask

[Janet]

1.) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

2.) Is there another word for "synonym"?

3.) Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

4.) When sign makers go on strike is anything written on their signs?

5.) When you open a bag of cotton balls is the one on top meant to be thrown away?

6.) Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

7.) Why isn't there a mouse flavored cat food?

8.) What do you do when you see an endangered anmal eating an endangered plant?

9.) If a parsley frmer is sued can they garnish his wages?

10.) If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?

11.) When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

12.) If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?

13.) How do you tell when you've run out of invisible ink?

14.) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

15.) If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?