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Old 04-06-2007, 07:59 PM   #1
Marilyn
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Things learned in Texas

Things learned in Texas
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Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with all four feet in the
air.
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There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas.
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There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas, plus a few
no one has ever seen before.
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Raccoons will test your melon crop, and let you know when they are ripe.
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If it grows, it will stick you. If it crawls, it will bite you!
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Nothing will kill a mesquite tree.
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There are valid reasons some people put razor wire around their house.
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A tractor is NOT an all terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.
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The wind blows at 90 mph from Oct 2 till June 25; then it stops totally
until October 2.
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Onced and twiced are words.
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Coldbeer is one word.
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People actually grow and eat okra.
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Green grass DOES burn.
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When you live in the country you don't have to buy a dog. City people
drop them off at your front gate in the middle of the night.
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The sound of coyotes howling at night only sounds good for the first few
weeks.
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When a buzzard sits on the fence and stares at you, it's time to see a
doctor.
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Fix-in-to is one word.
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There ain't no such thing as "lunch". There is only breakfast, dinner
and then there's supper.
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"Sweetened ice tea" is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking
it when you are two.
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"Backwards and forwards" means I know everything about you.
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"Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?"
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You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it
is. You work until you're done, or it's too dark to see.
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You measure distance in minutes or hours.
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You can switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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Stores don't have bags. They have sacks.
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You see cars with the engine running in the Wal-mart parking lot with no
one in them, no matter what time of the year.
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All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit or a
vegetable.
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You install security lights on your house and garage, and leave both
unlocked.
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You carry jumper cables for your own car.
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You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.
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You only have four spices in your kitchen: Salt, Pepper, Ketchup, and
Tabasco.
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You think everyone from north of Dallas has an accent.
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The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but
require six pages to cover Friday night high school football.
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The first day of deer season is a state holiday.
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You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
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You find 100 degrees a "tad" warm.
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The four seasons are: Almost summer, summer, still summer and Christmas.
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You know whether another Texan is from East, West, North, or South Texas
as soon as he opens his mouth.
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Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin Wal-Martin" or
"off to Wally-world."
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You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili-eatin'
weather.
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A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop....It's a Coke
regardless of brand or flavor.
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Texans understand these jokes. If you do too, share them with your
friends from Texas. If you don't just come and stay awhile.

Yee Haaaaaaa!!!
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