Here Is Another Joke For Today!!

[Amber_lv]

>mark Your Calendars For This Saturday.
>
>
>as You May Already Know, It Is A Sin For A Taliban Male To See Any
>woman Other Than His Wife Naked. He Must Commit Suicide If He Does. So,

>this Saturday At 4 P.m. Eastern Time All American Women Are Asked To
>walk Out Of Their Houses Completely Naked, To Help Weed Out Any
>neighborhood Terrorists.
>circling Your Block For One Hour Is Recommended.
>
>for This Anti-terrorist Effort, All Men Are To Position Themselves In
>lawn Chairs In Front Of Their Houses In Order To Prove They Are Not
>taliban And To Demonstrate They Think It's Okay To See Nude Women
>other Than Their Wives And To Show Support For All American Women.
>
>since The Taliban Also Does Not Approve Of Alcohol, A Cold 6-pack At
>your Side Is Further Proof Of Your Anti-taliban Sentiment.
>
>the American Government Appreciates Your Efforts To Root Out Terrorists

>and Applauds Your Participation In This Anti-terrorist Activity.
>
>god Bless America.
>
>it Is Your Patriotic Duty To Pass This On.