visa's

[Taurus Babe]

I am having such a hard time figuring out how to get one! Does anyone have any experience with applying for visa's or moving out of the country?
It's so complicated, and such a long process and I think I need a works visa but you have to be offered a job first, but every prospective employee wants to see your visa first!!! What in the heck am I supposed to do?
(maybe this should have gone in the venting section!)
Thanks guys for an advise!