Why Parents Have Grey Hair!!

[Amber_lv]

>
> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
> nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
>
> Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
> addressed, "Dad"
>
> With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
letter
> with trembling hands:
>
>
> Dear Dad,
>
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope
> with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and
> Mom.
>
> I' ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew
you
> would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her
tight
> motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but
it's
> not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
>
> Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in
the
> woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We
share
> a dream of having many more children.
>
> Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
hurt
> anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in
the
> commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
>
> In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
> Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
>
> Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
> myself. Someday, I'm su re we'll be back to visit so you can get to
know
> your grandchildren.
>
> Your son,
>
> Chad
>
> P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just
> wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report
> card that's in my desk drawer.
>
> I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.