She's a character!

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I got this email from "Canada" today... laughed till the tears rolled.
I hope you all enjoy it too. Canada's new owner is SUCH a fun lady.

Hi Mom!
We had an awesome night. I managed to poop for Susan and how strange it was...she picked it up in a bag! Ew! I hope she isn't saving it somewhere! Oh well. This lady has me all decked out in a bright blue collar, leash, harness, dishes, etc. My bandana though is pink and I think I look stunning. She put me in the bath last night and rubbed me all over with water and soapy stuff. I was not thrilled, but the rubbing was worth tolerating for her. After rubbing me again with a towel thing, she put this great stuff called udder balm on my owies and nips. OOOOH! I could learn to love that! I think I may have moaned a bit and maybe fell asleep on my back...

After that, we had some yummy white stuff called popcorn. OOOh! yum. I could really learn to like this! Of course, Susan hopped right up in bed with me to watch a movie at bedtime. I think one of us did some farting. She tried to blame me! Can you imagine! Whew! She also has to control the kicking and barking in her dreams or maybe it was me, not sure!

I really like walking in circles around Susan when we're out on the leash. She's trying to teach me to walk next to her, but I think I'll do the circle thing a bit longer before giving her the satisfaction.

We went out to potty this morning. I pottied, Susan didn't! Boy, I haven't seen her potty out there yet, she sure can hold it! I had a denta-bone for breakfast and some crunchy food too. Susan gave me a few bites of her breakfast and I think I'm getting ripped off! Susan says I'm going to work with her at the office this morning. Not sure what that means, but she says I can lay by her feet in the air-conditioning and lounge while she gets a few things done. Then we'll go out to lunch. Hmmm. I wonder what's on the menu??? I get to ride in the van to get to the office, but I really like that! I can hardly see thru all the smudges on my window though...Susan really should do something about that!!!! We should be home early she says and then we get to go for another walk. Think I'll do circles again today.

I think I will like it here, Mom. Say hi to everyone and find good homes for the kids. Tell them all I love them and thanks to you for giving me a great place to live and raise a family. Susan says I get to retire...I don't know what that means, but the tired part sounds good. I'm being a good girl and staying close to my new mom's feet. I am remembering to bounce to go out and bounce when we come in too. That's an added bonus...haha.

Love and licks to everyone!

Canada (aka Candy)