Sunday morning humor

[Tink]

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk,

when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.

He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently

bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around

and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,

whereupon he asks the drunk, ?Are you ready to find

Jesus?' The drunk answers, 'Yes, I am.' So the preacher

grabs him and dunks him in the water.

He pulls him up and asks the drunk,

'Brother have you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't found Jesus.'

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into

the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him

out of the water and asks again,

'Have you found Jesus my brother?'

The drunk again answers, 'No, I haven't found Jesus.'

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in

the water again -- - but this time holds him down or about

30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs

he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk,

'For the love of God have you found Jesus?'

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath

and says to the preacher,

'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'