funny joke

A very loud, unattractive, mean acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with

her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through

the entrance.



The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice

children you've got there - are they twins?"



The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't

twins; the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the

hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they

look alike?"



"No", replies the greeter,"I just couldn't believe you got laid

twice!"