Damn f*#@ing jerk!!!

I am sick as s*** (pardon moi french!) with 104% temp for the past two days and my hubby's ass is snoring in the m.f.ing bed cuz OMG he has a dang infected toenail!!! so i'm hobbling around like an old meemaw trying to pick up all his damn messes around the house....not to mention that he let my puppy eat cheese all last night when i was asleep so there is dog puke all over my couch and s*** in every room and whiskey has frigging cheese wax stuck all over her face and i can't get it out and i don't want to have to cut it out because i'm growing her coat out. i even told him that i would make him a nice breakfast in bed if he helped me pick up around the house and he just pulled the covers over his stupid head-why is it when i get sick my house goes to hell??? sorry for swearing but i don't feel good at all...