Had to share!

paula1961 · 01-28-2010, 06:17 PM

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Cuckoo Clock

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight ... "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12 o'clock. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said we need a new cuckoo clock. When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh s**t!? cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted

Blueyes · 01-28-2010, 06:58 PM

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

DianaB · 01-28-2010, 09:29 PM

Can we spell.......B U S T E D??????

judy · 01-29-2010, 08:13 AM

Good one!!!

Janet · 01-29-2010, 09:19 AM

Loved It!!!! 531-1.gif

gja1000 · 01-31-2010, 08:41 PM

I Love It!!! :d

01-28-2010, 06:17 PM	#1
paula1961 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 3,383	Had to share! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cuckoo Clock The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight ... "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12 o'clock. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said we need a new cuckoo clock. When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh s**t!? cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted

01-28-2010, 06:58 PM	#2
Blueyes Donating 4WT Talker Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 2,119	Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Betsi

01-28-2010, 09:29 PM	#3
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	Can we spell.......B U S T E D?????? __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

01-29-2010, 08:13 AM	#4
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	Good one!!! __________________ *Judy*

01-29-2010, 09:19 AM	#5
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	Loved It!!!! 531-1.gif __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

01-31-2010, 08:41 PM	#6
gja1000 Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Central Texas Posts: 5,717	I Love It!!! :d __________________ Gayle

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