When to start cussing

paula1961 · 07-22-2010, 05:01 AM

>> > A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
>> >
>> > The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time
>> > we started cussing."
>> >
>> > The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
>> >
>> > The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for break-
>> > fast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something
>> > with ass."
>> >
>> > The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
>> >
>> > When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess
>> > I'll have some Cheerios."
>> >
>> > WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen
>> > floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
>> >
>> > She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
>> >
>> > "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
>> >

judy · 07-22-2010, 06:11 AM

How cute!!! I'm going to send this to my daughter!

DianaB · 07-22-2010, 08:05 AM

This one is funny!!!!!

Lindsey · 07-22-2010, 10:38 AM

That is so funny!

JJJ · 07-22-2010, 08:19 PM

So innocent of kids

Janet · 07-23-2010, 04:08 AM

Good one....lol.

07-22-2010, 05:01 AM	#1
paula1961 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 3,383	When to start cussing >> > A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. >> > >> > The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time >> > we started cussing." >> > >> > The 4 year old nods his head in approval. >> > >> > The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for break- >> > fast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something >> > with ass." >> > >> > The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. >> > >> > When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess >> > I'll have some Cheerios." >> > >> > WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen >> > floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!" >> > >> > She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" >> > >> > "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!" >> >

07-22-2010, 06:11 AM	#2
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	How cute!!! I'm going to send this to my daughter! __________________ *Judy*

07-22-2010, 10:38 AM	#4
Lindsey Donating 4WT Talker Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Saskatchewan Posts: 3,764	That is so funny! __________________ Lindsey "I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it..." -Marilyn Monroe

07-23-2010, 04:08 AM	#6
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,625	Good one....lol. __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

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07-22-2010, 08:05 AM	#3
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	This one is funny!!!!!

07-22-2010, 08:19 PM	#5
JJJ Donating 4WT Addict Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,073	So innocent of kids

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