Great joke I had to share

Chandra Amaya · 03-18-2007, 10:08 AM

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR.

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... but that's not the worst of it.My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

DianaB · 03-18-2007, 11:27 AM

That's cute and it reminds me of a friend's birthday when her family put her picture in the newspaper had this written with it:

NOT FOR SALE

Classic 1954 Model, one of a
kind, high mileage, some rust,
original parts, one owner.
Warranty has expired. Still
reliable & in fair working condition.
Headlights drooping, backfires
occasionally, seat sagging some.
No offer good enough.

I thought that it was really cute and very original.

rivermom · 03-18-2007, 12:42 PM

Awwww, both of those are really cute...And True!!

Mandy · 03-18-2007, 12:56 PM

Very cute, and so true!

Janet · 03-18-2007, 01:02 PM

Both of those are really cute....it sure it home with me....LOL

Chandra Amaya · 03-18-2007, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DianaB

That's cute and it reminds me of a friend's birthday when her family put her picture in the newspaper had this written with it:

NOT FOR SALE

Classic 1954 Model, one of a
kind, high mileage, some rust,
original parts, one owner.
Warranty has expired. Still
reliable & in fair working condition.
Headlights drooping, backfires
occasionally, seat sagging some.
No offer good enough.

I thought that it was really cute and very original.

Awww that's adorable. Was she ready to kill you? lol

DianaB · 03-20-2007, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chandra Amaya

Awww that's adorable. Was she ready to kill you? lol

I didn't put it in the newspaper, her husband and daughters did it. She laughed about it but I think that she was a little embarassed. At least they used a high school picture so a lot of people were guessing who it was. It was so cute that I cut it out and keep in on a bulletin board here in the office.

03-18-2007, 10:08 AM	#1
Chandra Amaya 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tn Posts: 1,646	Great joke I had to share IF MY BODY WERE A CAR. IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... but that's not the worst of it.My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! __________________ Traci

03-18-2007, 11:27 AM	#2
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	That's cute and it reminds me of a friend's birthday when her family put her picture in the newspaper had this written with it: NOT FOR SALE Classic 1954 Model, one of a kind, high mileage, some rust, original parts, one owner. Warranty has expired. Still reliable & in fair working condition. Headlights drooping, backfires occasionally, seat sagging some. No offer good enough. I thought that it was really cute and very original. __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

03-18-2007, 12:42 PM	#3
rivermom Donating 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tontitown, Arkansas Posts: 2,475	Awwww, both of those are really cute...And True!! __________________ ~_/> , /\/\ ,,, Sheryl When I grow up I want to be a horse whisperer!

03-18-2007, 12:56 PM	#4
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	Very cute, and so true! __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

03-18-2007, 01:02 PM	#5
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,625	Both of those are really cute....it sure it home with me....LOL __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

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