Question You Just Have to Ask

Janet · 09-10-2006, 05:15 PM

1.) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

2.) Is there another word for "synonym"?

3.) Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

4.) When sign makers go on strike is anything written on their signs?

5.) When you open a bag of cotton balls is the one on top meant to be thrown away?

6.) Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

7.) Why isn't there a mouse flavored cat food?

8.) What do you do when you see an endangered anmal eating an endangered plant?

9.) If a parsley frmer is sued can they garnish his wages?

10.) If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?

11.) When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

12.) If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?

13.) How do you tell when you've run out of invisible ink?

14.) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

15.) If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Kimberley · 09-10-2006, 05:50 PM

Roflmao!!!!!!!!!:d

Amber_lv · 09-10-2006, 07:54 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahaha OMG those are hilarious i can't stop laughing!!!

Mandy · 09-10-2006, 11:50 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!! Thanks that was too funny!!!

rivermom · 09-11-2006, 08:00 AM

Too funny!

RLC12345678 · 09-12-2006, 10:38 AM

I LOVE those! Hilarious!!!!! Consider these:

Why do feet smell and noses run?

Why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

Janet · 09-12-2006, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLC12345678

I LOVE those! Hilarious!!!!! Consider these:

Why do feet smell and noses run?

Why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

Those are great!!! If you haven't noticed, I love anything funny. I just love to laugh!!!

Sherry Lynn · 09-12-2006, 06:15 PM

I'm with you, Janet! Laughing is my favorite!

magnolia · 09-13-2006, 04:50 AM

Those were great!!! I love the 3rd one, doctors and practice. I work in a hospital and know most of the doctors in our city. I'm not afraid to call them all "quacks" because they are still "practicing" - by now, they know me and know what I'm gonna say so they just roll their eyes and laugh with me

Mandy78 · 09-18-2006, 07:10 PM

Hahhahahhahahahahhahahhahaahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

09-10-2006, 05:15 PM	#1
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	Question You Just Have to Ask 1.) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 2.) Is there another word for "synonym"? 3.) Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? 4.) When sign makers go on strike is anything written on their signs? 5.) When you open a bag of cotton balls is the one on top meant to be thrown away? 6.) Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? 7.) Why isn't there a mouse flavored cat food? 8.) What do you do when you see an endangered anmal eating an endangered plant? 9.) If a parsley frmer is sued can they garnish his wages? 10.) If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked? 11.) When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? 12.) If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn? 13.) How do you tell when you've run out of invisible ink? 14.) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? 15.) If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

09-10-2006, 07:54 PM	#3
Amber_lv Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Salt Lake Posts: 983	Hahahahahahahahahahaha OMG those are hilarious i can't stop laughing!!! __________________ Peeka-Boo-Daisy-Designs for all your doggy clothing needs Peeka's Myspace Daisy's Myspace

09-10-2006, 11:50 PM	#4
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	ROFLMAO!!!!! Thanks that was too funny!!! __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

09-12-2006, 10:38 AM	#6
RLC12345678 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,614	I LOVE those! Hilarious!!!!! Consider these: Why do feet smell and noses run? Why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway? __________________ Rebecca "To whom much is given, much is expected." ~Luke 12:48

09-13-2006, 04:50 AM	#9
magnolia Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mississippi Posts: 482	Those were great!!! I love the 3rd one, doctors and practice. I work in a hospital and know most of the doctors in our city. I'm not afraid to call them all "quacks" because they are still "practicing" - by now, they know me and know what I'm gonna say so they just roll their eyes and laugh with me __________________ Suzi "Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been"....Jimmy Buffett

09-10-2006, 05:50 PM	#2
Kimberley Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Lone Star State Posts: 671	Roflmao!!!!!!!!!:d

09-11-2006, 08:00 AM	#5
rivermom Donating 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tontitown, Arkansas Posts: 2,475	Too funny!

09-12-2006, 06:15 PM	#8
Sherry Lynn Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Jersey Posts: 211	I'm with you, Janet! Laughing is my favorite!

09-18-2006, 07:10 PM	#10
Mandy78 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Northeastern Ohio Posts: 175	Hahhahahhahahahahhahahhahaahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Mandy

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