What would you change about hubby??

i wish my hubby would clean up after himself, wash his own clothes, put the lid down, mow the yard, cut the firewood and kindling, etc. etc. but mostly pick up after himself.....sometimes i think if i would have known that being married to him meant that i would have to be his maid 24/7 i would have bolted!!! i don't mind picking up after myself and the children because that is what mothers do but i HATE having to pick up after him. i have been trying not to let it get to me but uuuggghhhhh!!! do you know it is 3:15 in the afternoon and his ass is still in bed snoring!!! after paying some bills today i don't know how i'm going to get thru the next two weeks while he is offshore. plus i bitch about him being so lazy when he is home when i know how hard he works offshore. his daddy is 64 years old-semi-retired from Schlumberger(oil company) and he does more in one dang day than my hubby does in a year!!! he doesn't take after his mom(she's a clean freak) or his daddy (workaholic to the bone) i am starting to wonder if he was switched at birth!!!