Exercise Regimens.

[katcarasella]

Exercise regimen

The Doctor told me, I should start an exercise
program. Not Wanting to harm this old body,
I've devised the following:

Monday
Beat around the bush
Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through the morning paper

Tuesday
Drag my heels
Push my luck
Make mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head

Wednesday
Bend over backwards
Jump on the Band Wagon
Run around in circles

Thursday
Advise the President on how to run the country
Toot my own horn
Pull out all the stops
Add fuel to the fire

Friday
Open a can of worms
Put my foot in my mouth
Start the ball rolling
Go over the edge

Saturday
Pick up the pieces.

Sunday
After a week like that, thank God for a day of rest!

[katcarasella]

I thought it would be fun if everyone shared their funny exercise routines.

My morning exercise is getting out of bed, let the dogs out, feed them and brush them.
Next I logon to 4WT, YT and give my fingers all the work out they can handle. If I have any energy after that, I lay down until it goes away.

[Tink]

ROFL Kat

I figure pushing 54 and dragging around this extra weight should keep me toned.

[AngieDoogles]

Lol!!

[Forgivenmom5]

Originally Posted by Tink

ROFL Kat

I figure pushing 54 and dragging around this extra weight should keep me toned.

Taking care of your dogs should help too!

My exercise right now is just having energy to work 1/2 day and then coming home and as Kat said exercising my fingers with you all.

[Janet]

Mine is pretty simple....
1. get up walk to bathroom.
2. walk to computer room and let dogs outside
3. clean up puppy pen (lots of bending and stooping)
4. walk to kitchen and wash hands
5. Poor large cup of coffee
6. Complain that Gidget didn't poop while outside
7. walk back down long hall to bathroom
8. wash face, arms and pits and get dressed
9. walk back down long hall, let puppies out to burn energy
10. chase puppies down to put them back up
11. back down long hall to pee
12. out to bus to go get the 'little darlings'
13. back home and check out YT, 4WT and ?????????
14. usually too tired to do much else, but seem to get it done.

H E L P ! ! ! ! ! !

[DianaB]

Here's how my routine goes:

1. Get out of bed.
2. Let Reuger out of his kennel.
3. Walk to the front door and let Reuger outside.
4. Sometimes I watch tv or I get on the computer.
5. Walk to front door and let Reuger back in.
6. Get back on computer.
7. Get dressed and make bed and straighten bathroom.
8. Walk to the front door and let Reuger outside.
9. Get cup of coffee.
10. Walk to front door and let Reuger back in.
11. Start some laundry and start cleaning the kitchen.
12. Walk to front door and let Reuger outside.
13. Work on kitchen some more.
14. Walk to front door and let Reuger back in.
15. Talk to hubby while he eats lunch. I drank my coffee too late to want lunch at noon.
16. Walk to front door and let Reuger outside.
17. Talk some more with hubby.
18. Walk to front door and let Reuger back in.
19. Etc., Etc., Etc.

As you can see I get a lot of excersize letting Reuger in and out. If he sees something outside he just goes crazy to get out! He's just got to check everything out. Sometimes I just make him wait for awhile. He definitely keeps me moving!!

[judy]

My exercise regime is very rigorous!

I wake up
Kiss the dogs hello
Uncover the parakeets and say hi to them
Go back to sleep after going to the bathroom
Wake up again
See what's on TV
Probably go back to sleep for a little bit again
Get up
Laugh at the dogs because they get so excited - they don't see me in an upright position often
Walk to kitchen while doing a quick pee pad check to make sure everybody has done their thing. Give poop in the wrong place a very dirty look!
Feed the dogs, who usually don't even bother coming in, much less eat breakfast.
Make coffee, boil water, make oatmeal, eat peanut butter.
Throw away paper plates and bowls from breakfast.
Look at the papers on the table that have to be taken care of - shudder
Give some thought to cleaning up and getting out early as I turn on my computer.
Check out my mail, ebay. the bank and 4WT
At around lunchtime, go back to kitchen and make lunch, which I share with the dogs.
Lay down for a while after that exertion.
Clean up the house, the poop, the pee pads
Make necessary phone calls
Back to computer
MAYBE go out, maybe with the dogs
Stretch out on the coach to watch Dr. Phil
Usually nap
Back to puter
Make dinner
Clean up
Stretch back out on coach to watch TV
Goodnight!

It's a hard knock life!

[Chandra Amaya]

1. hit snooze
2. hit snooze
3. kiss the baby
4.hit snooze
5. drag my lazy butt outta the bed
6. shower
7. get dressed
8. drop my youngest so off at school
9. come home
10. do my hair and make up
11. drag the hubby and baby outta bed.
12. dress the baby.
13. have my hubby drive me to work
14. talk on the phone for 6 hours.
15. ride home
16. chase the kids
17. type
18. stop an arguement between the kids
19. type
20. chase the baby
21.type
22. cook
23. eat
24. clean the kitchen
25. chase the baby
26. type until she falls asleep.
27. type, type, look at the tv, type
28. find clothes for all the kids and myself for tomorrow
29. type
30. at some point drag my butt to bed... if I don't fall asleep on the couch

saturdays and sundays are big cleaning days.