Should Children witness Childbirth?

HALEY · 06-11-2008, 06:09 AM

Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to
hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped
deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place.....smack his ass again!'

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you!

judy · 06-11-2008, 06:15 AM

Classic Haley!

teri88 · 06-11-2008, 10:17 AM

cute! very cute!

Tink · 06-11-2008, 10:26 AM

LOL Thanks for sharing!

HALEY · 06-11-2008, 10:28 AM

Thanks ladies, that made my day, especially after that crappy night i had...

Mandy · 06-11-2008, 10:30 AM

LOL - that was cute, thanks for sharing!!

Janet · 06-11-2008, 11:01 AM

Good one Haley!!! So funny!

06-11-2008, 06:09 AM	#1
HALEY Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,147	Should Children witness Childbirth? Should children witness childbirth? Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.....smack his ass again!' If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you! __________________ PROUD MOMMY

06-11-2008, 06:15 AM	#2
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	Classic Haley! __________________ *Judy*

06-11-2008, 10:17 AM	#3
teri88 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 808	cute! very cute! __________________ TERI Of course I'm in shape. Isn't round a shape?

06-11-2008, 10:26 AM	#4
Tink Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Rural Wisconsin Posts: 3,707	LOL Thanks for sharing! __________________ 'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.' England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair'

06-11-2008, 10:28 AM	#5
HALEY Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,147	Thanks ladies, that made my day, especially after that crappy night i had... __________________ PROUD MOMMY

06-11-2008, 10:30 AM	#6
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	LOL - that was cute, thanks for sharing!! __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

06-11-2008, 11:01 AM	#7
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	Good one Haley!!! So funny! __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

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