Funny Joke!

Kimberley · 10-06-2006, 10:30 AM

A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready,all dolled up dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back into the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs tochase the dog out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty in their absence, explains to the taxi driver: " He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother"

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long"

He says, "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out ! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not crap in the vegetable garden again!"

The silence in the cab was deafening.

Mandy · 10-06-2006, 11:08 AM

LMAO!! Good one

hle_625 · 10-06-2006, 11:30 AM

LMAO! That was funny! How embarrassing for the wife!

Cribal · 10-06-2006, 11:43 AM

OMG.... That was great. I started busting out laughing at "Stupid Bitch"

Janet · 10-06-2006, 03:34 PM

That was so funny...."stupid bitch"....LOLOL

Sherry Lynn · 10-06-2006, 04:40 PM

Lol!:d

10-06-2006, 10:30 AM	#1
Kimberley Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Lone Star State Posts: 671	Funny Joke! A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready,all dolled up dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back into the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs tochase the dog out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty in their absence, explains to the taxi driver: " He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother" A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long" He says, "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out ! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not crap in the vegetable garden again!" The silence in the cab was deafening. __________________ Kimberley "If you can read this, thank a teacher and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

10-06-2006, 11:08 AM	#2
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	LMAO!! Good one __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

10-06-2006, 11:30 AM	#3
hle_625 *Moderator* Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Neosho, Missouri Posts: 204	LMAO! That was funny! How embarrassing for the wife! __________________ Heather

10-06-2006, 11:43 AM	#4
Cribal Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mt. Ulla, NC Posts: 121	OMG.... That was great. I started busting out laughing at "Stupid Bitch" __________________ Crystal

10-06-2006, 03:34 PM	#5
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	That was so funny...."stupid bitch"....LOLOL __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

10-06-2006, 04:40 PM	#6
Sherry Lynn Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Jersey Posts: 211	Lol!:d

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