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Old 08-17-2009, 09:50 AM   #1
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Cash For Clunkers..........i Qualify

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?
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Old 08-17-2009, 04:21 PM   #2
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Oh Diana! THat is toooo funny! LOL LOL LOL!!! Thanks for brightening my day!
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Old 08-18-2009, 03:46 AM   #3
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Good one, Diana!!! Sadly, I think I qualify, too.
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Old 08-18-2009, 07:08 AM   #4
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Yippee!!!! I qualify!!!! LOLOL
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Old 08-18-2009, 01:06 PM   #5
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I qualify, but don't tell my hubby, he's got his eyes on a big Chevy dually. Of course, he'd get a huge price for this clunker. Hope he can get what I think I'm worth!
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Old 08-18-2009, 03:28 PM   #6
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That is a great one Diana! I'll have to get Jessie to trade me in!
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