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10-11-2006, 04:24 PM
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I'll make a deal with you (joke)
A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit
and inquired of his father,an evangelist, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car." Well, the boy thought about that for a moment, and decided that he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks they went into the study, where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up, and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, and participating a lot more in the Bible study groups. But, I'm real disappointed, since you haven't gotten your hair cut." The young man paused a moment, and then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair." To this his father replied, "Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?" |
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10-12-2006, 12:44 AM
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LMAO!!!!!!
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10-12-2006, 04:54 AM
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I would say the father "had him" there! Cute, cute!! Thanks for the laugh this morning
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10-12-2006, 06:19 AM
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Loved it! That father had his son right where he wanted him!!
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10-12-2006, 06:33 AM
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Loved it! He-Larious!!!!! I sent this one to my family and friends!!!!!!!
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10-12-2006, 11:08 AM
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HAHA! Now, THAT'S funny!!!
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10-12-2006, 12:41 PM
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LOL, that was great!!!
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10-21-2006, 01:24 AM
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HA HA HA
that's really funny! |
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