11-30-2006, 06:46 AM | #1 |
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Philosophy Of Housecleaning
MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. === I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt; then I'll feel terrible (plus they may sue me.) === I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. === I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own. === I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. === I don't pull weeds in the garden because .. I don't want to get in God's way; HE is an excellent designer! === I don't put things away because ... My husband will never be able to find them again. === I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. === I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". === I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!! === REMEMBER . . . . A clean house is the sign of a broken computer!
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11-30-2006, 07:08 AM | #2 |
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Thanks, I was needing some good excuses!!! A little saying that I've used a lot is "You may write in the dust, just don't date it!!" LOL!!!
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11-30-2006, 09:14 AM | #3 |
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I have always lived and will probably die by this philosophy..LOL
I love it
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I had missed this thread. Love it!! Wish I could live by it. Life would be much less stressful.
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12-08-2006, 08:07 PM | #5 |
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Love it. So true, .
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Love that one!!! Wish I could find that on a sign somewhere!
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