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Old 01-04-2007, 03:10 PM   #1
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Please Read THIS !

Dangerous Food

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.

Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,

"Wedding Cake."



OK IF you're married............................. this IS FUNNY ~!!!
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Old 01-04-2007, 03:34 PM   #2
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That's really funny and you had me going with this one!!!! Now I wonder what the answer really was!!!
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Old 01-04-2007, 04:23 PM   #3
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VILLETTE!!!! You really had me going...I thought "Oh no it's gonna be another favorite food." That was hilarious and I must say....I agree with the old guy....LOLOL
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Old 01-04-2007, 06:50 PM   #4
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ROFL!!!! Love it!!!!!! This is so true for many people out there!!!
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Old 01-05-2007, 05:00 AM   #5
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LMAO!!!!! That's friggen hilarious!


You mean like this? MWHAHAHAHAHA There i had him feeding it to me!!
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Old 01-05-2007, 08:11 AM   #6
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LMAO!!!!! That's friggen hilarious!


You mean like this? MWHAHAHAHAHA There i had him feeding it to me!!
What a beautiful picture!!!
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Old 01-05-2007, 08:32 AM   #7
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LMAO!!!!! That's friggen hilarious!


You mean like this? MWHAHAHAHAHA There i had him feeding it to me!!

AWWWWW! That is a beautiful picture!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-05-2007, 12:25 PM   #8
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hahahahahhaha...that is histerical and I'm NOT married!
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Old 01-05-2007, 12:53 PM   #9
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Mandy, that is such a sweet picture!
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Thanks girls, this post had me cracking up, and thought of the cake eating wedding pic i had, thought ide share it with ya'll
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Old 01-05-2007, 04:47 PM   #11
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Old 01-11-2007, 06:26 PM   #12
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This had me going and I thought oh man here it comes... I'm in for it now...You crack me up!
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Hahahaha! Thats great!
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