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09-11-2006, 01:37 PM
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What Marriage is All About
What Marriage is About
>> >> >> >> He ordered one hamburger, one order of French >> >> Fries and one drink. >> >> The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and >> >> Carefully cut it in half. >> >> >> >> >> >> He placed one half in front of his wife. >> >> >> >> He then carefully counted out the French fries, >> >> Dividing them into two piles and neatly placed >> >> One pile in front of his wife. >> >> >> >> >> >> He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip >> >> And then set the cup down between them. >> >> As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, >> >> The people around them kept looking over >> >> And whispering. >> >> >> >> >> >> You could tell they were thinking, "That poor >> >> Old couple - all they can afford is one meal for >> >> The two of them." >> >> >> >> As the man began to eat his fries a young man >> >> Came to the table. He politely offered to buy >> >> Another meal for the old couple. The old man >> >> Said they were just fine - They were used to >> >> Sharing everything. >> >> >> >> The surrounding people noticed the little old >> >> Lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching >> >> Her husband eat and occasionally taking >> >> Turns sipping the drink. >> >> >> >> Again the young man came over and begged them to >> >> Let him buy another meal for them. This time the old >> >> Woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing >> >> Everything." >> >> >> >> As the old man finished and was wiping his face >> >> Neatly with the napkin, the young man again came >> >> Over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single >> >> Bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?" >> >> >> >> She answered >> >> >> >> (This is great) >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "THE TEETH."
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09-11-2006, 01:41 PM
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Read that one before but like it everytime I read it!!!
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09-11-2006, 04:03 PM
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Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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09-12-2006, 12:37 AM
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LMFAO O-M-G i was reading wondering where this was going to, it's hilarious!! LOL
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09-12-2006, 04:58 AM
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Thanks for the laugh! This was hilarious.
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09-12-2006, 06:49 AM
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LOL! Very funny!
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09-17-2006, 08:44 PM
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OMG
 ROTFLMAO
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09-18-2006, 05:24 AM
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LOL LOL That is so funny!! You got me there.
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