|
|
 |
05-13-2007, 12:53 PM
|
#1 |
|
Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Rural Wisconsin
Posts: 3,707
 |
Summer Classes for Men
Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, June 29th 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
__________________
'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.' England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair' |
|
|
|
05-13-2007, 01:02 PM
|
#2 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Oh so true - this is great.
|
|
|
|
05-14-2007, 05:03 AM
|
#3 |
|
Moderator
Donating 4WT 18K Club Member 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: INDIANA
Posts: 21,624
 |
I rec'd this a long time ago in an email and immediately printed it out and gave it to my husband. LOL He didn't think it was near as funny as I did....LOL
__________________
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1 |
|
|
|
|
05-14-2007, 08:11 AM
|
#4 |
|
Moderator
Donating 4WT 13K Club Member 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Kansas
Posts: 16,069
|
I've seen it before and it's still as good for a laugh as it was the first time!! Thanks, Tink!
__________________
*´¨) ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends.......
Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!! |
|
|
|
|
05-14-2007, 01:40 PM
|
#5 |
|
Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 6,509
|
Lol. How funny!
__________________
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~MT |
|
|
|
|
05-15-2007, 12:16 AM
|
#6 |
|
Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Who cares!
Posts: 4,587
|
That is funny LOL - i havent seen it before.
__________________
 Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!
|
|
|
|
|
05-15-2007, 05:54 AM
|
#7 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Berlin, Germany
Posts: 492
|
This one is great!!!! LOL. Thanks for sharing.
__________________
 "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."- Dr. Seuss |
|
|
|
|
05-15-2007, 07:10 AM
|
#8 |
|
Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 612
|
Oh this is priceless! And men think they have all the answers!
__________________
  MICHELLE
|
|
|
|
|
05-16-2007, 04:43 PM
|
#9 |
|
Donating 4WT Yakker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Denver, NY
Posts: 8,097
|
That's a really great one. I'm going to email it to some friends!
__________________
Judy   |
|
|
|
 |
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
