Another Friday Joke

magnolia · 09-15-2006, 08:48 AM

Sorry I'm late with this - rough night last night and rough this morning - just wasn't really in the mood til now to post this. Anyway, got this in an email yesterday afternoon - some of you may have seen it but it's still funny each time I read it! Hope you enjoy!

Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes
the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you
open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you
should try electricians! Everything inside them is
color coded.

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really
think librarians are the best, everything inside them
is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You
know, I like construction workers...those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over.

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC, shut them
all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
the head and the ass are interchangeable.

Mandy · 09-15-2006, 08:58 AM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! That's hilarious

I LOVE the last one!!!

Janet · 09-15-2006, 09:55 AM

funny, funny, funny!!

Amber_lv · 09-17-2006, 08:25 PM

lol i missed this one very funny

09-15-2006, 08:48 AM	#1
magnolia Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mississippi Posts: 482	Another Friday Joke Sorry I'm late with this - rough night last night and rough this morning - just wasn't really in the mood til now to post this. Anyway, got this in an email yesterday afternoon - some of you may have seen it but it's still funny each time I read it! Hope you enjoy! Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded. The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable. __________________ Suzi "Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been"....Jimmy Buffett

09-15-2006, 08:58 AM	#2
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	ROFLMAO!!!!!!! That's hilarious I LOVE the last one!!! __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

09-15-2006, 09:55 AM	#3
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	funny, funny, funny!! __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

09-17-2006, 08:25 PM	#4
Amber_lv Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Salt Lake Posts: 983	lol i missed this one very funny __________________ Peeka-Boo-Daisy-Designs for all your doggy clothing needs Peeka's Myspace Daisy's Myspace

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

	Contact Us - 4WomenTalk.com - Archive - Top
		Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.