The Whole Truth...

Mandy78 · 09-19-2006, 06:39 PM

The Whole Truth

At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother. He says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your daddy a great big hug!".

Kimberley · 09-19-2006, 06:41 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!! Oh, boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mandy · 09-19-2006, 11:04 PM

OMG!!! LMAO

Janet · 09-20-2006, 06:53 AM

LMAO so funnnnnyyyy

RLC12345678 · 09-20-2006, 06:55 AM

Oh GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!

09-19-2006, 06:39 PM	#1
Mandy78 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Northeastern Ohio Posts: 175	The Whole Truth... The Whole Truth At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother. He says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your daddy a great big hug!". __________________ Mandy

09-19-2006, 06:41 PM	#2
Kimberley Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Lone Star State Posts: 671	LMAO!!!!!!!! Oh, boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Kimberley "If you can read this, thank a teacher and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

09-19-2006, 11:04 PM	#3
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	OMG!!! LMAO __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

09-20-2006, 06:53 AM	#4
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,624	LMAO so funnnnnyyyy __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

09-20-2006, 06:55 AM	#5
RLC12345678 4WT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,614	Oh GEEZ!!!!!!!!!! Last edited by RLC12345678; 09-20-2006 at 06:58 AM.

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